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Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:45 am |
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sim5 Planet
Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 900
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Post subject: want to give more than 100% ? |
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Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103 %? Here is a little
math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit
will take you over the top.
But look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.
So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is
required of you _________________
No expectations, no disappointments. |
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:55 pm |
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sim5 Planet
Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 900
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Post subject: Re: want to give more than 100% ? |
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Funny Equations!
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys _________________
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:53 pm |
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sim5 Planet
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Post subject: Re: want to give more than 100% ? |
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Thank God maths r so useful
Sad but its true girls require time and money:
Not that I agree with the conclusion, but I didn’t find any flaw in the procedure Did you ?
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